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Bill Harnsberger can't post his biography in 255 characters or less. Suffice it to say, he's still alive and in hiding.

Real Name: Billy Harnsberger

DOB: 8-5-64

Gender: I'm a BOY!

Location: Portland, Maine, USA! USA!

Occupation: Writer

Groups: New Day Cafe

Hobbies: Not having any hobbies

Twitter: @billinportland

Diaries published: 5239 (64 days since last diary on Fri Nov 28, 2025 at 04:01 PM PST)

Comments posted: 48996 (64 days since last comment on Sat Nov 29, 2025 at 06:04 AM PST)

Diary frequency: frequent

Comment frequency: frequent

Total Recommends: 103736

Total Comment Ratings: 249639

Most Recommended Diary: Cheers and Jeers: 'Who Won the Week' Poll, 62 comments, 168 recommends

People Following Bill in Portland Maine: 1399

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Bill in Portland Maine's Most Recent Diaries:

Happy Day After Thanksgiving Day, aka TGIF (Turkey’s Gone, I’m Full). We hope that your post-feast digestive systems and indoor plumbing are functioning properly on this blessed Brown Friday. As we announced earlier this week to great rejoicing...
by Bill in Portland Maine
Comment Count 62 comments on Fri Nov 28, 2025 at 04:01 PM PST with 168 Recommends
Just You Wait Since none of us have any reason to be thankful for our current dripping-in-corruption president and his unshakable love of fascists and sexual predators, please enjoy this C&J gift to you: a few minutes with a president we are thankful...
by Bill in Portland Maine
Comment Count 91 comments on Thu Nov 27, 2025 at 04:53 AM PST with 149 Recommends
Pre-gobble gobble preparations No pardon for this one: - Wherever your travels take you over the holidays—whether by plane, train, automobile, blimp, or a twisted-up blunt on your living room couch—have a safe and stuffy-facey one. In fact, go...
by Bill in Portland Maine
Comment Count 158 comments on Wed Nov 26, 2025 at 04:53 AM PST with 125 Recommends
A Porcine Pause Oh. Well, when you explain it like that... A real scholar, that one. And now, our feature presentation...
by Bill in Portland Maine
Comment Count 128 comments on Tue Nov 25, 2025 at 04:49 AM PST with 144 Recommends
I’ve Got Your Russia/Ukraine Peace Plan Right Here 1. Russia gets the f*ck out of Ukraine 2. Russia pays for all the f*cking damage it caused 3. Russia shuts the f*ck up and sits the f*ck down. Now gimme my f*cking Nobel Peace Prize. And now, our...
by Bill in Portland Maine
Comment Count 116 comments on Mon Nov 24, 2025 at 04:49 AM PST with 138 Recommends

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